NOTE: The following is an act of parody. IF you have no sense of humor, why are you reading my articles anyway? Seriously.
'Twas the night before Christmas
In the city of Flint
And the idiots were roaming
They would not take a hint
The children were wide awake
Which wasn't a shock
They were try to get the high score
On their brand new 360 X-BOX
Mommy was in her bathrobe
I polished my Gat
Ready to kill any robber
Intruder, rapist or rat
Then I heard quite a noise
It sent me for a loop
I went to see if it was the cops
Taking away our basketball hoop
And out in the street
What should I see come?
But the Flint City Council
And Mayor Don Williamson
They were out for a stretch
And spreading some bull
While going to the doorsteps
And stealing each Flint Journal
More rapid then a recall
Those politicians they came
We don't really care about them
So we will not call them by name
As they ventured passed
There was a knock at the door
IT was a jolly fat man
Yes, it was Michael Moore
He screamed about Bush
Not sure what it meant
Then he reached in his sack
And gave us each a present
"A pay cut from Delphi!"
He turned his head
"So forget about college, kids
You're working at McDonalds instead.…
This Christmas, after having had put-up the lights, after having had engaged in capitalist manifestations of cruelty, it would be nice to remember Christ's role and birth amidst it all, don't you think? Now, you may wish to celebrate it on any day you wish, since the 25th was arbitrarily chosen.…
Before anyone can implement or effectively learn any system, or any form of controlling measure upon others, one must do their research. One must collect data, compile it and come to some conclusion regarding outcomes. The data gathered and what it will be used for will be directly connected to the initiating systems purpose and goals of action.…
The approaching Holidays bring most people anxiety and depression.
Usually this is over trying to get gifts for those ungrateful leaches you call "Friends" or the soul sucking parasites you refer to as "Family". The perfect gift always eludes you and after several days spend searching, the only salvation you can find is at the bottom of an eggnog carton.…
